A policeman explains exactly what is wrong with polygamy
Dateline 13 October 2001
Citizen: I am sleeping with 15 women.
Citizen: I have 55 children in all.
Policeman: Why are you telling me this?
Citizen: Two of the women I sleep with are mother and daughter.
Policeman: This really is no concern of the law.
Citizen: I have made a commitment to stay with them for life.
Policeman: In that case, sir, you are under arrest and I must advise you of your rights . .
Copyright © Quentin Langley 13 October 2001