Rudy Giuliani: “This is terrorism and I was America’s Mayor on 9/11. 9/11”.
Hillary Clinton: “I knew Benazir Bhutto. You wouldn’t believe how many people I know. Obama doesn’t know anyone”.
Barack Obama: “It is all because the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton axis of evil invaded Iraq”.
John Edwards: “There are two Pakistans, just like there are two Americas”.
Ron Paul: “The US Constitution did not authorize this assassination, therefore it didn’t happen”.
John McCain: “The answer is more troops. Sorry, what was the question again?”
Mike Huckabee: “Bena-who? I was a pastor. I am a Christian leader. Romney is a Satanist”.
Mitt Romney: “You’ll notice that no-one was assassinated at the Salt Lake Olympics. I’m only saying”.
